Questions You’ll Never Hear From a Chippendales Guy

Posted Monday, January 31, 2011 by in Las Vegas, Las Vegas Casinos, Las Vegas Entertainment, Rio All-Suites Hotel & Casino. 2 Comments.

1. “It’s chilly in here, can I just keep my shirt on?”

2. “Do you think people will get the wrong impression if I get nipple rings?”

3. “I want this, too, but can we just take it slow?”

4. “Do these pants make me look fat?”


Bonus Chippendales fact: There are no actual guns available at this gun show.

5. “Why do people laugh when I say we have great deals on our show packages?”

6. “You’re here because of the choreography, right?”

7. “Would you help me lift this couch?”

8. “How do I get started on eHarmony?”

9. “Is it just me, or are bow ties a little…nerdy?”

10 “What’s my motivation?”

Catch the Chippendales male revue, bow ties and all, at Rio Las Vegas. Find out more.

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  1. Jonathan

    I’m desperately trying to come up with a comment here that is not a) x rated or b) unforgivably snide. Most of what I’ve got is both.

  2. Anonymous

    Thanks for the restraint, Jonathan!

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